One man accidentally set another man on fire

One man accidentally set another man on fire

A man accidentally set another man on fire with a Molotov cocktail and the news didn’t take long to make us laugh

One man accidentally set another man on fire

Not since the last stickman has there been a hero like this one. No one has laughed so hard since one Antifa Douche accidentally set another Antifa Douche on fire with a Molotov cocktail.

The location is unknown, the context unknown and uncared for. The two in the pink masks may not deserve to have their skulls smashed in with a frying pan.

Although it can be argued that if you’re a mayonnaise-looking punk who thinks a pink burqa makes you look like a badass, you might as well want to get your head bashed in.

The only thing that would make this video better is if Frying Pan Guy, after el-kabongeing the pink masked guys with a frying pan, would stick his arms out and yell “E-C-F***ING-W!”.

The video is only sixteen seconds long and leaves us wanting more. What was Frying Pan Guy’s morning like before attending the Antifa protest? I understand the bulletproof vest. And the cigarette gives him a cool look. But why a frying pan? I’m left with two theories.

The first is that he got to the protest and realized he left his bat at home, but there was a Kohl’s nearby and he had a 30% off coupon.

The second theory is that he was making a frittata that morning. A friend called and asked him if he wanted to go mess with some Antifa clowns. The frying pan guy thought he needed protection and since the pan was dirty anyway, he decided to take it.

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