21 million Floridians evacuated from state: Helicopters helped

21 million Floridians evacuated from state: Helicopters, speedboats and buses assisted

21 million Floridians evacuated after the state deemed structurally unsustainable, fleets of helicopters, speedboats and school buses assisted in the rescue to evacuate all the people.

21 million Floridians evacuated from state: Helicopters, speedboats and buses assisted

Fleets of rescue helicopters, speedboats and school buses rushed to evacuate more than 21 million Florida residents Tuesday after the entire state, from the peninsula to Miami to the Keys, was declared structurally unsound and condemned by inspectors.

“Go! Go! Go! We don’t have much time before this all comes crashing down!” shouted civil engineer Roy Sandoval.

Sandoval, was helping oversee the rescue of Floridians after a report found that no building in the state met code and that structural damage was so widespread that nothing in its 65,758 square miles was worth saving.

“Whoever developed and built Florida clearly had no idea what they were doing. This place is not fit for human habitation. It’s a death trap.

“We need to get these people to safe ground immediately, because it’s not a matter of if Florida will collapse in on itself, it’s a matter of when.

Honestly, the fact that it hasn’t yet broken apart and fallen into the sea is a miracle”.

Documents obtained by the press confirmed that the last time Florida underwent a proper inspection was just before its application for statehood was approved in 1845.

21 million Floridians evacuated from state: Helicopters, speedboats and buses assisted

21 million Floridians evacuated after the state deemed structurally unsustainable, fleets of helicopters, speedboats and school buses assisted in the rescue to evacuate all the people.

“Go! Go! Go! We don’t have much time before this all comes crashing down!” shouted civil engineer Roy Sandoval.

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